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Terry David John Pratchett,Stephen Briggs

Unseen Academicals

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  • Nichol John Mabalehas quoted4 years ago
    Forgiveness is the name of Pastor Oats’s double-headed battle-axe. For Mister Oats the crusade against evil is not a metaphor. Forgiveness cut through my chains. I will gladly carry it
  • Nichol John Mabalehas quoted4 years ago
    Young lady, drink levels all mankind. It is the ultimate democrat, if you like that sort of thing. A drunk beggar is as drunk as a lord, and so is a lord
  • Nichol John Mabalehas quoted4 years ago
    Well, of course, classically, gods play with the fates of men, so I suppose there is no reason why it shouldn’t be football. We play and are played and the best we can hope for is to do it with style
  • Nichol John Mabalehas quoted4 years ago
    As she ate it, while of course it was still alive, the body split and I remember to this day the sweet pinkness of its roes as they spilled out, much to the delight of the baby otters who scrambled over themselves to feed on the delicacy. One of nature’s wonders, gentlemen: mother and children dining upon mother and children. And that’s when I first learned about evil. It is built in to the very nature of the universe. Every world spins in pain. If there is any kind of supreme being, I told myself, it is up to all of us to become his moral superior
  • Nichol John Mabalehas quoted4 years ago
    Archchancellor, I see evil when I look in my shaving mirror. It is, philosophically, present everywhere in the universe in order, apparently, to highlight the existence of good
  • Nichol John Mabalehas quoted4 years ago
    Well done. When it comes to the pinch, old friends, united by the bonds of mutual disrespect, cannot bring themselves to actually kill one another. We have hope.
  • Nichol John Mabalehas quoted4 years ago
    magical mayhem. Well done. When it comes to the pinch, old friends, united by the bonds of mutual disrespect, cannot bring themselves to actually kill one another
  • Nichol John Mabalehas quoted4 years ago
    Thick as planks, the lot of them. That’s why you can keep them in a bucket without a lid. Any that tries to get out gets pulled back. Yes, as thick as planks
  • Nichol John Mabalehas quoted4 years ago
    If you want to find a beauty, you look for her in the ashes.
  • Nichol John Mabalehas quoted4 years ago
    It was like listening to two ancient dragons talking to each other with the help of an even older book of etiquette written by nuns.
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