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"His boyfriend was your queer awakening, and then you ended up dating his little brother. James, you're lucky he loves you so much, or I think he'd try to kill you, mate."

"I asked what your queer awakening was," Evan says slowly.

"Oh, right. Remus, third year," James replies, then freezes as his eyes widen. "Wait, fuck, don't tell Sirius."

"You don't tell me secrets," Remus says flatly.

"I do, too."

"Do not."

"I have."

"Name one time."

"Two years ago, August 22nd, I told you the name of my imaginary friend when I was a child was Snuffles,"